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Feeling Low? Log onto Facebook for a mood boost.
Feeling Happy? Log onto Facebook to dampen your mood.
That’s a hell of a contradiction!

A new study has found that the daily mail has no clue what they write about.

Dr. Good questioned 114 people out of 1 BILLION and 94 percent of 114 carried phones. This is the brand new ground breaking discovery that has shocked the world. This is the biggest medical discovery since penicillin. Dr. GOOD has also revealed that the average age of the people that were surveyed is 34 and 39 percent had a history of mental health problems. This is about as reliable as Justin Bieber turning up to his concert on time. Also the comparison of the two pictures of Mark Zuckerburg is truly amazing. In the first article he looks so happy whereas in the second article he looks as though he has just received horrible news.

I wonder what will be next for ground breaking new research? Facebook can cure all diseases.


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